Where are we? Welcome to Middle Earth!

The astute reader of this blog may have noticed a peculiar omission from the graphic that adorns the home page. New Zealand, a country that is very much the focus of the next few weeks, doesn’t appear to exist.

Where is New Zealand?

Apparently this is a thing! New Zealand is often left off world maps and New Zealanders are, to varying degrees, annoyed, bemused or pleased at this omission. The reason, of course, is the colonial bias of the Mercator projection, but that’s another box of frogs (forgive the Aussie slang).

There have been efforts by New Zealanders to correct this omission.

However the mysterious omission plays into the alternative reality of New Zealand as Middle Earth, a mysterious fantasy land. I am referring, of course, to the three Lord of the Rings and three Hobbit films which were shot almost exclusively in New Zealand, making the films a multi-billion dollar promotional campaign for visiting this country (if you can find it).

We landed in cyclone-free Auckland and caught a shuttle to the fabulous SO/Auckland hotel right down by the water. A return visit to the Britomart Market and Ramen for dinner , followed by a walk, tea, great night’s sleep and breakfast and we were ready to set off on our 19 day odyssey through New Zealand!

Rather than relying on our friends’ local knowledge and our own research we had engaged New Zealand travel company First Light Travel to help us with our itinerary, specifically rental car, accommodations and selecting and booking the right companies to support the various activities we wanted to do. They were first rate and we would highly recommend them. Thanks to Ashlee in particular for troubleshooting along the way.

We decided on the 20 minute walk to the car rental company rather than an Uber, forgetting that Auckland is essentially a series of volcanic hills. We stumbled into the Budget office dragging 80kg of luggage and emerged driving a tiny hatchback. Our first 10 minutes of driving on the left were a little harry but we settled in and headed towards Rotorua and the first leg of our trip.

But first, a side trip to the Hobbiton movie set along the way! A little background. Peter Jackson, the director/producer of all six films, scouted out this location and settled on the Alexander cattle and sheep farm (1200 acres) near Matamata, a landscape so nice they named it twice. Jackson had lots of options: you could throw a dart at a map of this area and it would hit the most bucolic farm you’ve ever seen.

For the original trilogy filmed in the late 90s, early 2000s, they built roads (actually the New Zealand army did!) and sets, but nothing was designed to be permanent. When they rebuilt the sets for the 2009 filming of the three Hobbit movies it was decided to make the film set permanent to take advantage of all the nerds fans who might want to visit.

Full disclosure: I probably read those books half a dozen times as a kid. Still, I was a little unsure about visiting what was clearly a tourist trap.

It was fantastic for three reasons.

1. We learned a fair amount about the filming tricks used to emphasize the proportional difference between the hobbits and other characters.

2. The scale and ambition of this set is absolutely massive and impressive. It feels like you are stepping into the book.

Beer at the β€œGreen Dragon” by the working waterwheel and stone bridge
If you squint you can see Robin on the bridge
Bag End. For non -nerds that’s Bilbo’s house.
The β€œoak tree” above Bag End is the only artificial vegetation on site. It has over 200,000 hand painted leaves and is made of silicone.

3. The countryside itself is the star. We were just awestruck by the rural beauty of the place. When you look at the photos below keep in mind that the gardens and produce are 100% real. Of course it is Fall here in New Zealand so the squash and gourds are at their peak! There is a full time staff of six gardeners and they do an absolutely fantastic job. We thought of Grandad / Jim and Nana / Jane as we toured the gardens. They would both be so impressed!

The flower gardens were full of birds and butterflies

We are in Rotorua for the next couple of days and will report on that stage of the trip in a single post. Early report: a bit sulphery! Looking forward to touring geothermal sites and Māori cultural tours.

8 responses to “Where are we? Welcome to Middle Earth!”

  1. Back with the Hobbits! What a landscape New Zealand has! I need to go there!
    And thanks for the early travel blog which I’m reading with my morning coffeeπŸ₯° it would be lovely if you can extend this service for the next three weeksπŸ˜β˜•οΈ

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  2. “There is a place in Middle Earth
    Of green and rolling hills.
    A place of warm and sunny mirth
    Where cares and sorrows fly away
    Through grazing fields and water mills
    Where voices rise in song to say:

    O Shire sweet, O Shire fair!
    Where flowers dance upon the air
    In shoes of lace, with tiny feet
    `Pon hill and dale to song so sweet!

    There is a place where in it lain
    Are burrows `neath the ground
    With comfy chair and leaping flame
    With great arched beams of timber fell
    And rustic treasures hidden `round
    The Hobbit-holes where Halfling dwell.

    O Shire blithe, O Shire green!
    Sun ever clothed in dazzling sheen
    Amidst the blue and gleaming sky
    Where balmy breezes softly sigh.”

    These aren’t Tolkien’s words. This poem, which goes on for a dozen stanzas, was written by ‘Jonathan’ on a Lord of the Rings tribute site called “The One Ring”. There’s an endless number of this strain of fanatical reverence to the Trilogy books online. Pretty sure there’s a decent chance that ‘Jonathan’ is a pseudonym that our boy Kyle may have used. Kyle’s is only vaguely aware our trip to Andalusia. Truth be told, he’d need an extended moment to even identify what country his parents are in. Your pictures from The Shire, on the other hand, would land like Timbits for his soul.

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    Lockie MacPherson

    Not everyone can see favourite books brought to life. Great start to the last part of your journey.

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  4. It is so hard to come up with superlatives to describe every blog! I loved this one and I’m sure Taylor is putting this one into her bucket list. You guys should be getting paid by the New Zealand tourist board !πŸ‘

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  5. We are so enjoying your adventures with wonderful narratives and photos. Journey of a lifetime shared. Thank you.

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  6. Bradley Collins Avatar
    Bradley Collins

    Looks like you guys are having an awesome time. If you can squeeze in Napier (Art Deco) and Havelock North…Craigy Range (Outstanding Wine).

    What date are you looking to land in Wellington?

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    1. Friday the 17th but leaving on Interislander early on the 18th for wine country in Marlborough

      And yes, it’s been awesome!

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  7. Laughlin MacPherson Avatar
    Laughlin MacPherson

    The Hobbit houses are the cutest; the gardens are the prettiest; the landscape
    bucolic; and the clouds are outstanding ( the English painter, John Constable,
    would have had a field day doing cloud sketches ). Nana

    Sent from my iPad

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